Chapter One:Go Away

Author’s note: It’s been awhile since I wrote a Tom and Christina (now it’s Matthew and Emma!) but, I miss the characters. Here you go.
Go away, it’s another way to say I love you. A Tom and Christina Story.

Standing in front of her locker was a blonde boy of Greek God traits, and the cockiness that came with it.
Sighing exasperatedly, she approached her locker.
“Christina, you are looking really cute today.” He said when she was within three feet of him.
Rolling her brown eyes, she ignored him.
“I mean it, really, really cute.”
She snorted (very ladylike mind you)”Your limited vocabulary astounds me.” She told him before pushing him away from her locker.
“You’re so smart and cute.” He smiled at her, all perfect.
“Whatever.” She did her combination to her locker, and grabbed her books.
“Let me carry that for you.” Greek Boy tried to take her heavy AP History books from her, but she clutched it tightly. “No, I wouldn’t let you yesterday, and I won’t let you today or ever. “
Looking like a properly scolded little boy, he slouch his shoulders and turned away.
“You sure?” He said, turning back.
Gritting her teeth, “I’m most certain.”
Flipping her chestnut curls (making sure it slapped him), she stalked off.
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“He’s so annoying.” She complained to her best friend, Lorelai. “I wish he would just leave me alone.”
Lorelai rolled her eyes. “He likes you, Christina. “
Christina rolled her eyes.
“Raise your hand if you think Tom likes Christina.”
Half the class, who were shamelessly listening to the pretty girls conversation, rose their hands.
The two gay boys, affectionately known as “Faggy Twos”, giggled. “He wants to make love in the rain!” The skinny one said.
Christina rolled her eyes, and responded with. “That’s absolutely ridiculous, and where did you hear that, Colin Zimm?”
Colin just giggled.
Tony Zabini, the second half of the “Faggy Twos.” Answered for him. “You know Col likes making things up for his gay amusement. “
Colin slapped his hand, Tony slapped back. It ended up being a prissy fight of hand slapping.
“Embarrassing to the male population.” Her ex-boyfriend, Char whispered to her.
“Agreed.” Lorelai acknowledged.
“Uh, I wasn’t talking to you. Lesbian.” Char snapped.
“I don’t understand why-“ she started, but was interrupted.
“That Lorelai is a big fat dyke?” Char interrupted her. “Look at the state of her hair! Is she competing with Rosie O’Dyke? And she wears sports bras-(“HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?”Colin shouted across the room.) which doesn’t matter because she has the chest of a 10 year old boy.”
“Enough. You are going to make my best friend cry!” Christina reprimanded her handsome ex, but couldn’t stop the smile that was creeping on her face. That was one of the reasons why they got together, his biting wit was intriguing. So unlike Tom’s(ugh! Why am I comparing them?) jock, tasteless humor.
Lorelai wasn’t listening, she was talking to an equally lesbianic girl.
When Char and Christina saw this, they burst into laughter.
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“Dudeeeeeeee.” Greg, one of Tom’s football teammates said. “You are still after Watson? It’s been, like, two years and you didn’t get any ass. She does have a nice one though.”
“Agreed.” Brad, another teammate confirmed.
“Hey, you can’t help who you fall for.” Tom told them, folding his dirty gym shorts before putting it his bag.
Greg and Brad shared a look they had down for years: He’s crazy.
“Why don’t you go out with Sally?She has a great rack!” Greg said.
“Right on, brotha!” Brad fist pumped him.
Tom made a dismissing gesture. “I’m not in the mood. Maybe later. “
Greg and Brad looked at each other again: Yup, he’s totally crazy.

Author’s note: tom is the anal retentive one, but not to the same extent as Christina in truth. Christina is more sarcastic and bitter in this. Lorelai is mostly a side character. There are surprises for the “Faggy Twos.”

author's note: i'll TRY to update once a week.